Instacrane 

A person who slides through DMs to "pick someone up."

Damn Jimin was a whole instacrane when he DMed Heejin.

Instacrane by chimspetunia March 5, 2019

Instacrap 

Another term for Instagram.

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!

Instacrap by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016

instantaneous orgasm 

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

instantaneous orgasm by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009

instarape 

liking all/many of someone's Instagram posts at once and following them thereafter or vice versa

We started talking on Instagram after she instaraped me.

instarape by Marshah😁 April 14, 2022

instagrace

The act of taking a picture of food and posting it on social media before eating. Usually habitually, regardless if people care or not.

Chris always pauses for instagrace before eating lunch. He thinks he's a foodie but that's a $4 sandwich he's posting.

instagrace by Raid_ June 2, 2016

instacrunk 

Instant Crazy Drunk. When you drink a lot of booze in a little amount of time so that you get MAJOR CRUNK INSTANTLY.

David got INSTACRUNK with Amy and they took their friendship one step further.

instacrunk by Rice U December 7, 2005

INSTARAGE 

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

INSTARAGE by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012