Inquecision
"I was at the post office and there were so many different queues of different lengths, I wasted much time in a state of inquecision."
Inquecision by Francis Raphael October 26, 2009
Words you can keep
Television Indecision
Television Indecision (TI for short) is the state of indecision about which television to watch while watching a sporting event at a sports bar. This condition tends to flare up when there is a tense or exciting game or fight on.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know which TV to watch, there are so many!
Guy 2: I know man, I can't either. I think I'll watch the huge projector.
Guy 1: But that big plasma screen is so much closer!
Guy 2: Man I hate Television Indecision.
Guy 2: I know man, I can't either. I think I'll watch the huge projector.
Guy 1: But that big plasma screen is so much closer!
Guy 2: Man I hate Television Indecision.
Television Indecision by Chitin_Commando October 25, 2010
Related Words
chronic indecision
A constantly reoccurring or persistent inability to make up one's mind; perpetual doubt concerning two or more possible alternatives or courses of action.
chronic indecision by srg47 December 29, 2007
indecision
n.
A ladies man, one who has many girls lined up to get a peice of him. Dates many, sleeps with most, but never uses the "L" word.
A ladies man, one who has many girls lined up to get a peice of him. Dates many, sleeps with most, but never uses the "L" word.
indecision by a-F February 23, 2005
kinetic indecision
parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).
HE: "Are we at war or not?"
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
kinetic indecision by op_position April 12, 2011
indecision
Fag, likes choking on pensii, all day long. Likes long walks on the beach with MEN. Eats his own ass in cereal bowls... talks hella crap, cant back it up, ideal for big gay men who like rearway anal.
indecision by Aiidan February 22, 2005
Comedy Central's Indecision
Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.
Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.
JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."
TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"
JS: "Have a listen."
Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."
JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"
TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"
JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.
JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"
JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"
JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."
JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.
JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."
TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"
JS: "Have a listen."
Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."
JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"
TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"
JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.
JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"
JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"
JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."
JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
Comedy Central's Indecision by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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