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Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}
1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

incineration 

that last game, that was an incineration if i've ever seen one.

yeah, well you only went vegan to impress julie. incineration!
incineration by electric jim August 15, 2004

sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration 

when,once a person succumbs to a potentially pandemic/epidemic causing disease, his body is not returned to his relatives for burial but is instead incinerated (usually by government executive order) for obvious sanitary/hygiene reasons in order to prevent further infection and try and stop the rampant pandemic/epidemic from spreading.
all the religious and superstitious spiel aside, and despite the fact that sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration was inefficiently used during The Black Death epidemic of 1347-1351 in Europe, IMHO sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration should still be considered as a viable option in treating the current Ebola outbreak in Western Africa

Decapitation and Incineration 

An extreme cut and blow dry that dramatically changes the persons look.
Did you see Nat's hair? Decapitation and incineration or what!?!?

Butthole Incineration 

To completely incapacitate and obliterate one's butthole.
"Yo dude, how about those kids on Xbox LIVE? MAN HAHA"
"...Complete and utter Butthole Incineration..."

Infitetration 

The act of mathematically violating reality through recursive infinite tetration, hyperoperation stacking, and conceptual collapse of numerical sanity.
Usually followed by the spontaneous creation of new universes and the crash of every calculator within a 10-lightyear radius.
"Dawg tried to compute infitetration(2, 3) and now he's a constellation."

"She solved a problem using infitetration. The math teacher ascended."

"We used infitetration in class once. There is no class anymore."
Infitetration by Xenongenesis July 18, 2025