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that last game, that was an incineration if i've ever seen one.

yeah, well you only went vegan to impress julie. incineration!
by electric jim August 15, 2004
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Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}
1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.
by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019
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sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration

when,once a person succumbs to a potentially pandemic/epidemic causing disease, his body is not returned to his relatives for burial but is instead incinerated (usually by government executive order) for obvious sanitary/hygiene reasons in order to prevent further infection and try and stop the rampant pandemic/epidemic from spreading.
all the religious and superstitious spiel aside, and despite the fact that sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration was inefficiently used during The Black Death epidemic of 1347-1351 in Europe, IMHO sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration should still be considered as a viable option in treating the current Ebola outbreak in Western Africa
by Sexydimma July 29, 2014
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Decapitation and Incineration

An extreme cut and blow dry that dramatically changes the persons look.
Did you see Nat's hair? Decapitation and incineration or what!?!?
by B247E July 1, 2011
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Butthole Incineration

To completely incapacitate and obliterate one's butthole.
"Yo dude, how about those kids on Xbox LIVE? MAN HAHA"
"...Complete and utter Butthole Incineration..."
by Mikey Rawling December 22, 2007
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Incinerator

A device or facility designed for the incineration (burning) of a substance, most often municipal solid waste (garbage). The systematic use of incinerators was first done in Britain in the 19th century due to increasing waste and spread of disease. Today, German and Swiss technology dominates the world's incinerator plants. Modern waste incinerators use the heat that they produce from the burning to generate electricity and hot water. They are popular in densely populated areas where there is no room available to put trash in landfills. Some concerns with incinerators include the production of dioxins, which are highly toxic. Many environmentalists believe that incinerators have no place in modern society. Others believe that they are important because we cannot recycle all waste and that properly operated incinerators are quite safe.
In countries such as The Netherlands, Switzerland, Sweden, and Denmark, most waste is recycled. Whatever is left over is sent to advanced incinerators where heat and electricity is produced.
by nethawk March 1, 2005
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incelerationism

An ideology developed by jReg (pronounced ͉᷇ Ѱ͉ ͉͉҄ᖫ͉ ͉̹͉ ͉̮͉ ͉͉ͩ ┎͉ ͉ ͉ ͉͉᷆ ͉͉͊ ͉᷾) that advocates for the increase in the number of incels in the world so that the Beta uprising happens quicker, thus eliminating the Chads and leaving a lot of pussy for incels!
Incel: Man... I want poon so badly!
jReg: incelerationism is the answer!
by Lil' Nazbol February 16, 2023
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