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Your ancestors incestors
Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."
John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."
John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'
Your ancestors incestors by Yourancestorsincestors81 March 24, 2018
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ur ancestors incestors
Your whole life is lie and everything you know and love will disintegrate into nothingness . But, you keep going some how
ur ancestors incestors by BUSH’S Baked BEANS March 27, 2018
ur ancestors incestors
The only insult know to currently be worse than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian and Ur granny tranny combined. If used be prepared for the conseqeunces.
Joe: Ur mom gay
Carl: Ur dad lebian
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Carl: Ur ancestors incestors
Whole universe and every timeline in existence blows up while Abraham Lincoln's head explodes. Carl disintegrates on the spot.
Carl: Ur dad lebian
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Carl: Ur ancestors incestors
Whole universe and every timeline in existence blows up while Abraham Lincoln's head explodes. Carl disintegrates on the spot.
ur ancestors incestors by Memelord2018 May 28, 2018
your ancestors incestors
The absolute worst, most intense insult in the entire universe. Every time someone says this, a universe gets destroyed and a super nova nearby explodes, resulting in the destruction of the solar system. You become ruler of the universe, as nothing can even compare to the intellectual ability of you. You control everything, you become a God.
Zach: your're mom gay.
Jacob: Your father lesbian
Zach: Your granny tranny
Jacob: Your grandpap a trap
Zach: your sister a mister
Jacob: your family tree LGBT
Zach stutters, shook and doesn't know what to say.
Jacob shows a smirk, and Zach isn't prepared for whats about to happen.
Jacob: Your ancestors incestors.
Everything is gone. Jacob becomes high ruler of the Universe, and controls everything.
Jacob: Your father lesbian
Zach: Your granny tranny
Jacob: Your grandpap a trap
Zach: your sister a mister
Jacob: your family tree LGBT
Zach stutters, shook and doesn't know what to say.
Jacob shows a smirk, and Zach isn't prepared for whats about to happen.
Jacob: Your ancestors incestors.
Everything is gone. Jacob becomes high ruler of the Universe, and controls everything.
your ancestors incestors by mianix May 17, 2018
ur ancestor are incestor
Dave: ur mom gay
Cuck: ur dad lesbian
Boye: ur granny tranny
Jimbo: ur grandpap a trap
Dave: ur ancestor are incestor
*WWIII*
Cuck: ur dad lesbian
Boye: ur granny tranny
Jimbo: ur grandpap a trap
Dave: ur ancestor are incestor
*WWIII*
ur ancestor are incestor by Comedic and Factual March 15, 2018
angel investor
An individual who invests in a company during its start-up phase; a financial supporter in the early stages of a corporation's existence.
An 'angel' is a winged creature from heaven who is supposed to help you when you are in danger. An 'angel investor' is someone who provides money for young businesses that really need it. The phrase was first used to describe wealthy patrons who kept Broadway plays on stage despite a lack of profits.
An 'angel' is a winged creature from heaven who is supposed to help you when you are in danger. An 'angel investor' is someone who provides money for young businesses that really need it. The phrase was first used to describe wealthy patrons who kept Broadway plays on stage despite a lack of profits.
angel investor by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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