Injurised 

To be injured, often used by feral people and hill billys to make themselves sound smarter than they are

Billy bob was injurised when he fell off his tractor

Injurised by SD8485 July 5, 2010

insprised 

When you surprise insert a foreign object during sexy time

My man was ramjamming me doggie style when all of a sudden he insprised me with a cucumber in my poop chute

insprised by Clayton Riley June 28, 2019

insprised 

A common typo when attempting to correctly spell the word "inspired".

I can't believe all the marketing materials went out with the word "insprised"; I messed up when typing "inspired". My bad.

insprised by Holy Mackerel Fish Girl June 28, 2019

Injured Dog 

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw

The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor

Injured Dog by Loose Goose For King August 31, 2011

incursed

A sudden sexual envounter involving penetration.

Sally was surprised when she got incursed by her boyfriend late last night.

incursed by MattnJenn October 23, 2009

insprised 

When a penis is inserted into a vagina (or other orifice such as the anus) during foreplay before that foreplay has reasonably concluded; a portmanteau of "inserted" and "surprised"

My boyfriend totally insprised me last night!

insprised by Terrific Teriyaki April 16, 2019

Injured 

To be more than hurt(ugly:unattractive).

Dang she's ugly....better yet she's INJURED

Injured by Potna July 26, 2010