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Okay, this one's going around fast! I just made it up last week, and knew I had to snag my credit before someone else did...anyways it means;

To use in the place of retarded or "Dee de dee". {only using with a gesture(make your hand look like a duck head {don't ask >.>} and then bend your hand down all the way.)}
God! you're so injured!

Stop being so damn injured.
injured by Rose Macabre September 21, 2006
Smokin' the weed.
You see where our Copywriter went? Nah man he's injured.
injured by Bill Dickler the III February 22, 2011

Injured Dog 

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw
The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor

Injured Gazelle 

A woman that is seen stumbling home in the early hours of the morning after a few too many daiquiris, and guaranteed to get into the car/taxi with you and then perform a plethora of sexual acts with little or no protest.
Like a lion hunting an injured gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
Injured Gazelle by djtubby September 4, 2014

injured pigeon

While your recieving a handjob from your female partner. You simply and quickly break the masturbating arm then grab it and finish it off yourself with the broken arm.
Brenda went to the emergency room after giving a INJURED PIGEON.
injured pigeon by Sugger September 30, 2007

Injured Flamingo 

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.
Yo Mitch that chick totally gave me a tank injured flamingo.
Injured Flamingo by Huff dawg January 20, 2009
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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