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Inima mea ești tu 

This word is used to express love for a person... <3
Somebody: NU mă iubești.
Me: Inima mea ești tu, cum să nu te iubesc

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” 

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.
A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

Ad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when the bringer of the law shitwhips your ass after a 50dmg light parry punish
*clang* AD MORTEM INIMICUS
Ad mortem inimicus by SlenderMF December 2, 2019

inumaki toge 

A character from the anime "Jujutsu Kaisen." He only speaks in ingredients to prevent cursing someone with his words.
"Inumaki Toge is so cute and for what" 🙄✋
inumaki toge by cryingcloudsx December 1, 2020

toge inumaki 

a second year at kyoto jujutsu tech,
literally the prettiest man to ever not exist, yall start simping for him more when he says "dont move" but not when he appears in the op?? gurl what u seein? the cutest and purest boy with an interesting power ohmygod i love him so much its crazy, idc what yall say but inumaki is best boi of jujutsu kaisen gosh his hair is bouncy and he shared the same voice actors as tsukishima from haikyuu and meruem from hunter x hunter goddamn inumaki is the prettiest best and most interesting boy gojo stans are missing out ngl 😏😏😏 he's 17 years old who speaks in his limited vocabulary of rice ball fillings, his fav filling is spicy tuna :)
example of some of his words and the definition of what he means:
salmon/ salmon roe -> used for affirmation
chopped katsuobushi -> used for negation

leaf mustard -> "are you okay?"
tuna -> probably to point something out
it's easy to understand this sushi boi once you get the hang of it, u should understand what he means by for eg saying "bonito flakes" in a situation

he has these serpent like marks at his mouth area and a mark on his tongue ( cursed speech ) he uses his uniform with a high collar to cover it up most of the time. his cursed speech power, in episode 8, he saves megumi by using his cursed speech, "don't move" which causes his rival to be unable to move, there's more of this power he can use eg "get crushed" which allows the rival to be crushed, you can find more about his power on fandom :)
me: tOGE INUMAKI IS SO FINE

friend: Ok
toge inumaki by inumaki's gf November 28, 2020
She is a cute person, sometimes funny and amazing. She is a very emotional person who takes her feelings to the highest level. This feature brings great sensitivity for art.

Sometimes she can be egocentric and heavy, but she also hides many insecurities.

Also She is a very faithful person with her loved ones and if there is something that she likes more than feeling loved is to love others.
She is Inma and probably the best person you will ever meet
Inma by Boñiga September 25, 2018