Influstuation 

Infatuation and lust at the same time

Dude 1: Oh, Beyoncé, take me away!
Dude 2: This right here is called influstuation.

Influstuation by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Inflatuation 

The stage in a relationship when it’s finally okay to fart.

Natalie and Bradley were on their first vacation together as a couple, when she let loose in the restaurant parking lot. He threw his arms around her and whispered into her ear, “We’re in it for the long haul now... this isn’t just love, it’s INFLATUATION.”

Inflatuation by Bratalie August 31, 2019

incrustuation 

A combination of a crush, infatuation, and lust. This occurs when you feel like you could fall in love with a person you randomly meet and are only in their presence for a very short period of time. This commonly occurs when you least expect it, generally in an obscure setting. While these feelings are accomponied by intense sexual desire, a sense of deeper connection is prevelant.

While I was on vacation with my family, I met a waitress at a run-down seafood restaurant. She had brown hair, tan skin, pink finger-nail polish (which I generally don't care for but this was an exception), and a smokin' hot southern Belle accent. I definitely had an incrustuation on this girl of my dreams.

incrustuation by Zach Pope and Ben Arnold April 16, 2007

inflatuation 

An infatuation with flatulence.

Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.

inflatuation by harry flashman August 14, 2003

inflatuation 

Involuntary or purposeful, passing of gas out of ones sphincter, at a sighting of an person one is attracted to

Every time my calculus teacher passes me in the hallway inflatuation happens, I cant help myself and let it rip.

inflatuation by inflatuater December 13, 2013

inflatuation 

Liking the smell of your own farts too much.

"Aww, dude, that's rank", said the girl, waving her hands back and forth. "It's not so bad, in fact, I kinda like it", replied Zach, who clearly had a bad case of inflatuation.

inflatuation by TomSlick August 30, 2011

inflirtuation 

That exhuberant passion that makes you flirt uncontrollably with a member of the opposite sex.

Look at that poor guy, laying in a pool of his own drool. He can't stop flirting with that girl to save his life. It must be inflirtuation.
Infatuation Flirt

inflirtuation by expensivenoise April 4, 2016