Inflatuation

The stage in a relationship when it’s finally okay to fart.
Natalie and Bradley were on their first vacation together as a couple, when she let loose in the restaurant parking lot. He threw his arms around her and whispered into her ear, “We’re in it for the long haul now... this isn’t just love, it’s INFLATUATION.”
by Bratalie August 31, 2019
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