Inflatuation

The stage in a relationship when it’s finally okay to fart.

Natalie and Bradley were on their first vacation together as a couple, when she let loose in the restaurant parking lot. He threw his arms around her and whispered into her ear, “We’re in it for the long haul now... this isn’t just love, it’s INFLATUATION.”

by Bratalie August 31, 2019

inflatuation

An infatuation with flatulence.

Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003

inflatuation

Involuntary or purposeful, passing of gas out of ones sphincter, at a sighting of an person one is attracted to

Every time my calculus teacher passes me in the hallway inflatuation happens, I cant help myself and let it rip.

by inflatuater December 13, 2013

inflatuation

Liking the smell of your own farts too much.

"Aww, dude, that's rank", said the girl, waving her hands back and forth. "It's not so bad, in fact, I kinda like it", replied Zach, who clearly had a bad case of inflatuation.

by TomSlick August 30, 2011

inflatuation

Obsessed or overcome by noxious odors or flatulence.

By the time emergency responders arrived, it was too late as inflatuation had set in and all victims were unconscious.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

Inflatuation

An unnatural attraction to the smell of someone else’s farts

His inflatuation started when she first ate cupcakes

by Squarewave September 21, 2018

Inflatuation

: a feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for farting, admiration for farts : strong and unreasoning attachment to flatulence

The smell only added to his inflatuation.

by Smokymajor January 19, 2024