inflirtuation 

That exhuberant passion that makes you flirt uncontrollably with a member of the opposite sex.

Look at that poor guy, laying in a pool of his own drool. He can't stop flirting with that girl to save his life. It must be inflirtuation.
Infatuation Flirt

inflirtuation by expensivenoise April 4, 2016

Inflatuation 

The stage in a relationship when it’s finally okay to fart.

Natalie and Bradley were on their first vacation together as a couple, when she let loose in the restaurant parking lot. He threw his arms around her and whispered into her ear, “We’re in it for the long haul now... this isn’t just love, it’s INFLATUATION.”

Inflatuation by Bratalie August 31, 2019

inflatuation 

An infatuation with flatulence.

Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.

inflatuation by harry flashman August 14, 2003

inflatuation 

Involuntary or purposeful, passing of gas out of ones sphincter, at a sighting of an person one is attracted to

Every time my calculus teacher passes me in the hallway inflatuation happens, I cant help myself and let it rip.

inflatuation by inflatuater December 13, 2013

inflatuation 

Liking the smell of your own farts too much.

"Aww, dude, that's rank", said the girl, waving her hands back and forth. "It's not so bad, in fact, I kinda like it", replied Zach, who clearly had a bad case of inflatuation.

inflatuation by TomSlick August 30, 2011

Influstuation 

Infatuation and lust at the same time

Dude 1: Oh, Beyoncé, take me away!
Dude 2: This right here is called influstuation.

Influstuation by True_Lust July 22, 2019

inflatuation 

Obsessed or overcome by noxious odors or flatulence.

By the time emergency responders arrived, it was too late as inflatuation had set in and all victims were unconscious.

inflatuation by Larry Chair November 21, 2010