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Influehancer

An agent/agency, broker, or individual who enhances or boosts the social media impact, effectiveness, followers or fans of an already established "influencer".
Although Josh already had over a million loyal subscribers, he hired an "influehancer" to boost his reach to over 5 million and more than doubled his revenue this year.
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Influencer 

A word instagram users use to describe themselves to make them feel famous and more important when no one really know who they are or care, usually the type of people that call themselves foodies and post pictures of their avocado and toast cause they can't really do anything else interesting, usually also post their last holiday asking someone to #takemeback
*example Instgram bio*

John Doe, Blogger, Foodie, Traveller, Influencer

Guy A: So you're an influencer eh, tell me how many peoples lives you've changed by posting a picture of your breakfast

influencer 

Someone with lack of intelligence and a lot of free time, followed by tons of idiots on some social network, usually instagram. "Influencers" are called so because their opinion worths something only to primates with IQ lower than room temperature, therefore those primates tend to follow influencer's actions without thinking about it.
*Kyle JennerInstgram bio*

influencer, foodie, socially useless idiot

Kyle Jenner: "sooo does anyone else not open Snapchat anymore? Or is it just me... ugh this is so sad."

Followers: "Ugha Ugha ugheem lets delete snapchat because kyle said so ugha ugha"

*followers delete snapcat
*followers continues to drop IQ

*followers rape neighbours
influencer by CawkReider November 20, 2018

Influencer 

Lisa says she is now an influencer on social media. She is the first to think of herself in that way.
Influencer by sillywilly7 February 26, 2022

Influencer 

A makeup, hairstyle, or fashion blogger who is instafamous only on Instagram or buys "followers" and "likes" and gets free products from companys who fall in their trap of fake fame.
Jeff: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Becky: "Im an influencer, I have 200k followers."
Influencer by Nat tuh lee May 19, 2017

Social Media Influencer 

A jobless shithead who testifies his joblessness by means of shitty posts and ideas to brainwash other dumbfucks into believing his futile shit.
My younger brother lost his job 5 years back. These days he calls himself a Social Media Influencer.

Influencer 

A prominent figure on a social media platform whom generally exchanges financial instruments or special benefits for endorsements; Influencers are not averse to blackmailing, threatening, and denouncing businesses should their demands be met with resistance.

See also: Freeloader, Attention Whore, Blackmail, Threats, Denouncement, Entitled, Spoiled, Unethical Behavior, Occupations for Middle School Dropouts with GPAs Below 2, Trash, Whore, Trash Whore.
Example

Person 1: So are you up to these days?

Person 2: Well I'm officially an influencer with 50,000 followers on Instagram.

Person 1: Have you ever thought of seeking professional help?
Influencer by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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