1. A accessory water fixture located in or beside a toilet used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon
, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne
of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*