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A woman with expired eggs who is incapable of reproducing. Most commonly found on dating apps, claiming to want kids "someday" despite being 35 years old.
"Don't call me an Infert you Incel, just because the odds of my pregnancy resulting in miscarriage or a child with birth defects doesn't mean I can't reproduce! Just you wait, when I find a Mr. Right that will settle for my doom-womb I'll have perfectly healthy children and I definitely wont die alone!
Infert by Chad Sneedly June 6, 2021
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A fart inside you. Most people confuse this with gas or indigestion. It is actually you farting inside yourself.
Sean - "What was that noise"

Andrew - "Sorry man, I inferted"

Sean - "Infert?"

Andrew - "Yeah...look is up on Urban Dictionary."
Infert by Captain Duder February 6, 2009

Infernal Twins 

The infernal twins are Valkyrae and Sykkuno. They share one brain cell. The name came from when Rae meant to say that her and Sykkuno are “fraternal twins” but forgot the name of it and instead said “infernal”.
Rae and Sykkuno are the infernal twins! They share one brain cell and fight over it constantly.
Infernal Twins by CatsAreSwaggy January 27, 2021

Infartuated 

When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.
Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.
Infartuated by manicbubble June 4, 2015

Nigger Infested 

Whenever the level of non-whites exceeds 20% in a rural area.
Used to be a nice peaceful little town. Now it's a nigger infested ghetto.

inferdesu 

bootleg infernasu with a channel with 8k subs
infernasu noticed inferdesu on **/**/****

yeet infection 

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.
James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
yeet infection by Bellendoos June 8, 2018
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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