A woman with expired eggs who is incapable of reproducing. Most commonly found on dating apps, claiming to want kids "someday" despite being 35 years old.
"Don't call me an Infert you Incel, just because the odds of my pregnancy resulting in miscarriage or a child with birth defects doesn't mean I can't reproduce! Just you wait, when I find a Mr. Right that will settle for my doom-womb I'll have perfectly healthy children and I definitely wont die alone!
by Chad Sneedly June 6, 2021
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Sean - "What was that noise"
Andrew - "Sorry man, I inferted"
Sean - "Infert?"
Andrew - "Yeah...look is up on Urban Dictionary."
Andrew - "Sorry man, I inferted"
Sean - "Infert?"
Andrew - "Yeah...look is up on Urban Dictionary."
by Captain Duder February 6, 2009
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The infernal twins are Valkyrae and Sykkuno. They share one brain cell. The name came from when Rae meant to say that her and Sykkuno are “fraternal twins” but forgot the name of it and instead said “infernal”.
by CatsAreSwaggy January 27, 2021
Get the Infernal Twins mug.When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.
Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.
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Get the inferdesu mug.When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.
James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
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