Incuntation

noun.

The deliberate construction or delivery of an apparently innocent phrase so that part of it sounds like a rude or inappropriate word when heard aloud.

Unlike a mondegreen or cuntception, an incuntation is intentional: The speaker has engineered the alternative hearing for the amusement of anyone juvenile enough to notice, while retaining total deniability.

"This lesson will prep you sufficiently to deal with..."
- prepuce

"when managing our soldiers..."
- arsehole

"Did he just say…?"

"No. Incuntation."

Incuntation by Tethys Wrenslayer August 14, 2026

inundationist 

Like a arsonist, but with water
inundationist will flood things instead of burn things
Arson with fire
Inundo with water

Arsonist: let's burn shit
inundationist: nah- I'm going to flood shit

inundationist by A inundationist July 4, 2021

insultation period 

In a corporate setting, when making staff redundant, there is a legal requirement to pretend that the proposed staff cuts are merely being considered, and have not formally been decided on. There is a gap of several weeks “consultation period” between the announcement and the actual redundancies taking effect. During this period people who are about to be summarily executed get several weeks to be repeatedly asked how they “feel about the changes”. Since this “consultancy” is entirely fictitious, and is in fact a patronising artefact of gormless corporate stupidity , it is more accurately referred to as the “insultation period”.

Fuck me, I’ve just been made redundant after 10 years service! I just have to endure the insultation period for the next 2 weeks, but then I bring in the wheelbarrow to pick up my payout!_

insultation period by FlagrantRealism February 2, 2018

Chess Incantation 

The act of chanting, singing, recitation you make in the course of a chess game (usually in fun blitz chess and Bullet Chess Formats) just to motivate oneself to win.

John enjoys chess incantation when playing blitz chess.

Don't distract me with your chess incantation.

Chess Incantation spurs me to win more online chess games.

Chess Incantation by FawolizzoChess April 10, 2020

metropolitan innundation syndrome 

Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.

The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).

The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.

Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!

Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.

metropolitan innundation syndrome by fox September 6, 2005

Insultation

An alternative form to the noun of 'insult', mainly to be used when one feels creative and would like to come off as being more smart than they actually are. Taken after 'accumulation', 'confiscation', etc.

"This insultation definition lacks creativity, it's just an insultation of an insultation."

Insultation by the pie cows March 2, 2010

Calamari Inkantation 

Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.

Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason

Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani

- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation

Calamari Inkantation by jelo_twt December 6, 2021