Incomp 

1. Someone who has no clue what they are doing.

2. An abbreviation used to describe an incompetent person, particularly someone in a service related industry.

3. A person who is of no help.

"That cashier is an incomp"

"That store was staffed with incomps"

"I'm tired of dealing with these incomps on the phone"

Incomp by Len Silv. November 6, 2008

incomp 

an incompetent person who has no mental disabilities yet still struggles with simple everyday tasks and has no common sense.

1. Damn that kid who didn't know that it took 9 months to create a baby was an incomp.
2. That incomp took forever to get ready when all he had to do was get dressed and walk downstairs.

incomp by irving zistman August 30, 2013

Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.

"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".

Oto-incompetentologist by Viva Me Solo December 4, 2015

icomposed 

A man who’s voice makes you tremble. He makes your soul ascend into a blissful aura of emotions. icomposed is a man who’s voice you must constantly replay and imagine him saying all the things you want to hear.

Do you know icomposed ? Yes I’m his number one simp

icomposed by Holly The Stallion June 6, 2021

Oh no, your flying income 

A meme found in TORN, a text-based crime game. Originally used as a sarcastic reply to a player complaining in the forums about a certain in-game event limiting his ability to make money in-game. It is now used, by changing a word or two, as a karma-grabbing reply to many complaints in the forums.

"The airport is shut down because of the Dirty Bomb, and I can't fly for plushies."

"Oh no, your Flying Income"

Oh no, your flying income by DUDEsucks November 19, 2021

Incompetard 

A person profoundly dysfunctional, possessing self-reinforcing characteristics of both incompetence and retarded mental capability.

She looked so promising on her resume, but after 30 seconds on the job we all knew we had hired an incompetard.

Incompetard by YAWA April 18, 2015

incommunicado 

When someone seemingly falls off the face of the earth despite the fact they have the technology to keep in touch. This includes cell phones, text messages, and mobile email.

When John A travels for work, he becomes totally incommunicado and leaves peoples wondering if he is still alive.

incommunicado by LittleLadie March 1, 2010