Incompetard

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A person profoundly dysfunctional, possessing self-reinforcing characteristics of both incompetence and retarded mental capability.

She looked so promising on her resume, but after 30 seconds on the job we all knew we had hired an incompetard.

Incompetard by YAWA April 18, 2015

Words you can keep

incompetrumpence

When arrogance supercedes both integrity and intelligence on a global leader

Your so incompetrumpence

incompetrumpence by Patrick DeBolt February 17, 2017

incompetude

Characterized by lack of skill coupled with an arrogant demeanor; preemptive indignation directed toward a person who may or may not be questioning the subject’s inability to carry out a duty.

“President Trump’s righteous tweets about lying to the public about the early dangers of Covid-19 showed an insecure leader with great incompetude.”

incompetude by PleasurePilot December 20, 2020

Priveleged incompetance

Gaining access or power without consideration of ability based on financial status.

Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.

Priveleged incompetance by Lizzy Mac February 8, 2017

incompetant

Spelling used by douches who enjoy taking the focus off their intended target and onto their inadequacies in spelling a word about inadequacy.

Generally said person will also use words such as "useless", "stupid", "idiot", and "retard" in the same sentence, providing listeners with a wider description of the writer.

I hate my job, im managed by incompetant idiots who are too stupid to see my talent, and theyre useless retards, unlike me

incompetant by dumbtabulous November 12, 2009

incompetude

Characterized by lack of skill coupled with an arrogant demeanor; preemptive indignation directed toward a person who may or may not be questioning the subject’s inability to carry out a duty.

“President Trump’s righteous tweets about lying to the public about the early dangers of Covid-19 showed an insecure leader with great incompetude.”

incompetude by PleasurePilot December 20, 2020

incompetance

spelling fail of incompetence

'I have spelling incompetance'
'we can tell'

incompetance by george085 March 10, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026