teh_infidel's definitions

incoming salvo

Being in receipt of verbal assault, probably without the ability to reply to or defend one's self against.

Girlfriend: "Hey babe! We missed you at dinner last night... did you have to work late?"
Boyfriend: "Naw, spent it eating Thai in bed with your sister."
*Brace for incoming salvo*

by teh_infidel July 23, 2016