In The Ass

A sexual position that involves sticking a dick in the asshole

Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!

Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!

by SlopNChop May 14, 2019

Ass to Ass

Originally coined by the ever-excitable Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank in the movie Requiem For a Dream upon seeing two naked girls insert a large dildo in their rectums and then 'push it real good', the usage of this phrase soon became so widespread that it became a universal reply to any question, situation or insult.

Would would you like for breakfast?

ASS TO ASS!

Where shall we go on holiday this year?

ASS TO ASS!

What should we do if the stairwell catches fire?

ASS TO ASS!

You are such a dick, Mr Murphey.

ASS TO ASS!

I hear that penuts are extinct in certain mountainous areas of Paraguay.

ASS TO ASS!

You're acting like a certain child who was here recently.

ASS TO ASS!

I'm gonna pwn you, n00b.

ASS TO ASS!

Surely that's enough, now.

ASS TO ASS!

by Nielzor October 03, 2006

ASS ASS ASS

When someone with tourettes has an ass-twitch

Tourettes Guy: ASS ASS ASS

by asssburgers December 27, 2009

ass to ass

Inspired by the movie Requiem for a Dream, ass to ass is a sexual position where each partner simultaneously insert a double-dildo into his/her anus. Each partner is then penetrated to adquate length of the double-dildo so that they become "ass to ass."

Two heroine addicted prostitutes insert a double-dildo into her anus while a crowd of men cheer them on and a mysterious man named Uncle Hank yells, "Ass to ass!".
-Requiem for a Dream

by Rian December 08, 2003

ass to ass

n. An occasion where you must do something unpleasant in order to obtain something you need. Named after Jennifer Connelly in 'Requiem for a Dream', because sometimes you need to hustle for your fix.

A: I wanted to score some weed for tonight, so I had to have dinner with my sister's gross roommate.

B: Wow, you really went ass to ass tonight.

by TTTyrone January 01, 2012

Ass to Ass

Originally from the movie Requiem for a Dream. It refers to a movie that is almost painful to watch from start to end, but the final or penultimate scene which is typically obscene and far fetched, makes up for the whole movie.

Eh, I'd say save your money but that ending is all "Ass to Ass."

by Mr. Hamsandwitch December 22, 2010

ass to ass

A difficult phrase to say with a serious facial expression, as seen in the film Requiem for a Dream.

ASS TO ASS!
ASS TO... phhb oh jeez dude, I am so high right now.

by Anthony, the ferocious jungle cat December 02, 2007