BIATCH551's definitions

Weighed Grams

Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.

by Biatch551 October 3, 2005

Seat Bitch

An unusually large bitch who takes two airlines/bus seats for the price of one.

My flight was terrible... This Seat Bitch eat a cheese burger and made me do the Praying Mantis the entire flight.

by Biatch551 September 10, 2005

babysit

Used to discribe the action of bringing a soon to be former member of an organization close just before an unlawful/adverse act, such as killing or firing. This serves to keep the person calm and unaware of the impending adverse action. Also serves to collect information and position the person in pursuit of the action.

Jose had to babysit Jeremy for two weeks before they killed him.

Allen babysitted Merideth for a whole month before they fired her.

by Biatch551 September 18, 2005

tummy sticks

When two or more men, facing each other and erect, use their penises to touch each other.

Giermo and Eric played tummy sticks all night until they found a straw.

by Biatch551 September 18, 2005

Take it in the ass

1) To express disappointment
2) Slang expression for an unfair/unfortunate event

1) Jeremy took it in the ass on that.
2) Paul took it in the ass when he invested in Worldcom stock

by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

ass fucked

Used to assist in the description of a negative event.

Jon just got ass-fucked by his wife. She cheated on him and now has half his wealth.

Paul's car and career got ass-fucked when he drove drunk and crashed his G-ride into that cement truck. He should never have chased his pregnant source stripper who stole his gun. The DEA will surely fire him now.

by Biatch551 September 18, 2005

felch cut

The act of cutting one self or another during that act of felching.

Jeremy got one hell of a felch cut from little Jimmy's straw.

by Biatch551 September 10, 2005