Imptress 

A dangerous female who enchants males for personal gain or wealth. She craves to be worshipped. Comes across as super nice but has dark hidden motives.

Friend 1: Dave has changed it’s like he’s been bewitched!!!

Friend 2: It’s her, she’s an Imptress!!!

Imptress by Dreamboy June 10, 2022

color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.

Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

color me impressed by ClassicClock May 25, 2015

impressified 

The combination of the word "Impressed" and "Terrified"

Trevor: Did you hear about Ders with one match only, managed to burn down an entire Church while he was naked and tripping on acid during an afternoon service yesterday. Evan: "Fuck really? Wow man, i'm impressified!"

impressified by nqm January 15, 2017

to impress jodie foster 

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

to impress jodie foster by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008

first impression shirt 

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

first impression shirt by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

passive-impressive 

Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.

1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."

passive-impressive by recklessdiver February 20, 2013

Impressive cock 

Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.

You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.

Impressive cock by botoxthisbotoxthat January 9, 2021