Impregnito

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A combination of the words "impregnated" and "in cognito" devised by myself.

Literally: a woman who is pregant and trying to hide it by means of wearing baggy, unflattering clothing, or by claiming that she has simply "gained a few pounds."

"Yo man, dat bitch is pregnant and don't wan't no one to know."
"Yeah, she impregnito."

"Bitch, you ain't fat, you impregnito"

"Check that trashy slut out, she's what you call impregnito"

Impregnito by Venus as a Boy March 18, 2006

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Impregnate

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.

Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!

Impregnate by SlopNChop August 14, 2017

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impregnify

Southern US term for conception.

Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.

impregnify by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016

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inpregnito

(adjective) - when a bitch tries to hide her preggo status with baggy clothes

"I thought this hoe's style was scrubbin', but she wore a hoodie to keep that shit inpregnito."

inpregnito by Daniel Baumgart with the Stockton-to-Malone from Dan Arbaugh April 8, 2006

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impregnate

To get a girl pregnant with your baby.

shit, im gonna impregnate dat bitch

impregnate by Shaneo October 17, 2003

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Serial Impregnator

A man who impregnates any woman he dates, preferably just before he dumps her.

K-Fed is the Dalai Lama of Serial Impregnators.

Serial Impregnator by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 14, 2006

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impregnation kink

Being sexually aroused by the idea of impregnating someone.

getting someone pregnant turns you on, having an impregnation kink

impregnation kink by kinkydefiner January 26, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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