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Impregnate 

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.
Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
Impregnate by SlopNChop August 14, 2017
Words you can keep

impregnate 

To get a girl pregnant with your baby.
shit, im gonna impregnate dat bitch
impregnate by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Impregnate 

To cum inside someone (mostly used by LGBTQ+ folks)
1) I love when you impregnate me.
2) I really want to impregnate you tonight.
Impregnate by isuckdicksr May 6, 2020

Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!
Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.

Impregnate the drain 

The act of jacking off in the shower.
I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

Impregnate and Vacate 

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime
"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

Impregnate a trans girl day 

On August 1st is the international impregnate a trans girl day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to impregnate a trans girl any time she wants, as long as all parties consent.
Guy 1: "Trans girls can't get pregnant."
Guy2: "Whuuut? Of, course they can! Wait till Impregnate a trans girl day ... and you will see.."
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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