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Impregnate 

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.
Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
Impregnate by SlopNChop August 14, 2017
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impregnate 

To get a girl pregnant with your baby.
shit, im gonna impregnate dat bitch
impregnate by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Impregnate 

To cum inside someone (mostly used by LGBTQ+ folks)
1) I love when you impregnate me.
2) I really want to impregnate you tonight.
Impregnate by isuckdicksr May 6, 2020

Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!
Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.

Impregnate the drain 

The act of jacking off in the shower.
I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

Impregnate and Vacate 

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime
"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

Impregnate a trans girl day 

On August 1st is the international impregnate a trans girl day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to impregnate a trans girl any time she wants, as long as all parties consent.
Guy 1: "Trans girls can't get pregnant."
Guy2: "Whuuut? Of, course they can! Wait till Impregnate a trans girl day ... and you will see.."
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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