Impregnate

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.

Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!

by SlopNChop August 14, 2017

impregnate

To get a girl pregnant with your baby.

shit, im gonna impregnate dat bitch

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Impregnate

To cum inside someone (mostly used by LGBTQ+ folks)

1) I love when you impregnate me.
2) I really want to impregnate you tonight.

by isuckdicksr May 6, 2020

Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!

Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.

by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010

Impregnate the drain

The act of jacking off in the shower.

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

by LeMarcus June 23, 2006

Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime

"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

by votsteez June 23, 2010

Impregnate a trans girl day

On August 1st is the international impregnate a trans girl day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to impregnate a trans girl any time she wants, as long as all parties consent.

Guy 1: "Trans girls can't get pregnant."
Guy2: "Whuuut? Of, course they can! Wait till Impregnate a trans girl day ... and you will see.."

by fukkenawesome July 21, 2024