This is a slightly convoluted way to become impregnated if the female hates vaginal penetration. The female fellates the male and performs the well known 'snowball', spitting the semen into the male's mouth. Quickly, so as not to damage the sperm by over exposure to oral acids, the male then spits the semen into the female's vagina, thrusting it inside with his tongue.
If this technique is part of a prolonged sex act, then creampie or cunnilingus maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.
Childless Chap: My wife just hates it in the puss and in the bumhole, but we're trying to get her pregnant. She's also limbless and hates hospitals. And get this: she also had a very scary experience with a turkey baster as a child, how're we ever gonna get her up the spout?
Empathetic Chum: Perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?
A combination of the words "impregnated" and "in cognito" devised by myself.
Literally: a woman who is pregant and trying to hide it by means of wearing baggy, unflattering clothing, or by claiming that she has simply "gained a few pounds."
"Yo man, dat bitch is pregnant and don't wan't no one to know."
"Yeah, she impregnito."
"Bitch, you ain't fat, you impregnito"
"Check that trashy slut out, she's what you call impregnito"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.