10 definitions by Darren Sutton

Tawni(myself)

That chick I boned the other night.

Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.

by Darren Sutton March 28, 2003

white gold

Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.

I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

P I

Private Investigator

Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.

by Darren Sutton April 4, 2003

break the seal

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

dickslap

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

by Darren Sutton April 4, 2003

viagrafied

When a wang becomes erect.

I became viagrafied at the site of Kevin's sister.

by Darren Sutton March 31, 2003