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Imagerbate 

The act of masturbating to an imaginary woman as opposed to watching porn.

Imagerbating usually takes place in the shower where pornographic material is not available.
Bernie was in class the other day and saw what he liked, a girl with spandex pants, so he went home and imagerbated all over the shower wall.
Imagerbate by beeg's 9 April 26, 2009
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Imagerbation

The act of masturbating to an imagined sexual fantasy.
P1: Oh man, i was so horny last night and i didn't have anything to masturbate to!
P2: Oh God! What did you do?
P1: I imagined that bitch we saw at the mall yesterday.
P2: Now that is using your imagerbation skills bro!

Imagurbating 

Steve's Imagurbating & his dick fell off, and he acts like he still has one haha for seral.

imagurbation 

The act of using your imagination instead of a visual aid for self-stimulation
My Internet was cut off so I was forced to use my imagurbation
imagurbation by Ryno38 October 18, 2015

Imaginbate 

What one has to do when they : 1) Don't have internet; 2) Don't have computer access, and 3) Are just in need of using their imagination for a good jackoff, eg. with their friends girlfriends and other girls that are untouchable
I can't steal my neighbors internet so I guess I'll have to imaginbate
Imaginbate by badpeople March 2, 2011

Imagibate 

One who masterbaits while imagining another person, animal, thing, or pretty much anything that gets them off.
"Wow that chick is so hot i might have to imagibate to her fine ass later"
Imagibate by Hortinstein June 4, 2003

imagibate 

The act of masturbating using only your imagination.
Joe couldn't find any good porn so he decided to imagibate.
imagibate by demonic324 July 25, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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