Ignitra

Name

Ignitra is my wife's name

by Ignitra November 24, 2021

Igniteafuck

The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag.

Uncle: Did you hear about that lad next door that set the bed and his missus on fire?

Nephew: Cor blimey! Was he that great in bed then?

Uncle: Boy, he lit a fag and passed out post-shag.

Nephew: What an igniteafuck!

by DeadDolleh July 4, 2009

ignitables

Anything within reason that can be burned with a satisfying result.

Hey man, what kind of ignitables do we have for the bonfire tonight?

Two Christmas trees, an oil soaked mannequin, and William Shatner's toupee.

Radical!

by Tmac02892 June 22, 2011

Ignitance

The state of being ignit. When stupidity overshadows your ignorance.

Sleeping with your wifes hot friend is plain ignitance.ignit

by Mhla March 6, 2009

ignitary

A (noun)
1. a person who is ignorant however believes their existence is far more important than anyone else's.

other forms: Plural
ignitaties

2. a group of ignorant individuals who believe they are the most important people in the world.

created by: My husband and I

I have to meet with an "important" ignitary after work.

Here comes these ignitaries. I'd better leave now.

by KRocCP February 14, 2014

Ignotrance

A state of mind fraught with stupidity. The place where people that don't agree with your politics reside.

That Trumper is in a total ignotrance.

by Numbhandluke October 15, 2020

Ignitiator.

A person, object, or device that causes ignition pertaining to a specific task or function. To ignite something.

Remove the ignitiator before installation.

The component has a faulty ignitiator.

Tech A states : "The cause of the fault may be faulty wiring or bad ground side switch."
Tech B states: "The cause of the fault is a bad coil ignitiator. "
Who is correct?

by Doubts of the white lightning. September 16, 2022