A southpark tiktoker that is sad alot and deeply cares about their followers (he even crys when people unfollow him because for some reason it bothers him that much...)
"Hey, do you follow 'igetnobitches_69' on tiktok?" "What kind of username is that!?"
Someone robs a liquor store. The clerk tells them they are not old enough to steal/buy the alcohol and then asks for an I.D. Being an idget, the thief obliges.