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if it by Mr.Popanoplius May 15, 2006
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if it bleeds it leads
basically means that the media loves violence. television, radio, and film will for the most part have much higher ratings if it's about a bunch of people getting murdered rather than something nice, like somebody saving a cat from a tree. ultimately, it's a statement about america's fascination with violence.
Johnny: you watch the news today? it was awesome, 500 people got their heads chopped off!
Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.
Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.
if it bleeds it leads by joejizzle May 7, 2008
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If it's not worth it, don't do it.
A common phrase used by the popular YouTuber and psychiatrist Zak Ahmed AKA Skeppy. It's also great life advice, professional psychiatrists say.
If it's not worth it, don't do it. by SkeppyFan14 May 24, 2020
If it fits, I sits
If it fits, I sits by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.
“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
If it bleeds, we can kill it
Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.
Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.
Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.
Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.
(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)
Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)
Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
If it bleeds, we can kill it by Soul-Demon November 1, 2008
if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin
How men in general, most times black guys explain how they are only attracted to white girls. This phrase hurts and is dread by women of color.
Black girl/latina : hey, you want to go on a date?
Jayden/Jamal/Jake/Edgar/wong : h*ll nah, you ain't snow, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin. You tripping.
Jayden/Jamal/Jake/Edgar/wong : h*ll nah, you ain't snow, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin. You tripping.
if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin by Tobacco_boy October 13, 2022