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expensive paperweight 

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"
I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!

expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.
Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."
expensive nap by Ganzi November 14, 2013
Word of the Day on April 9, 2023

expensive girl

The most beautiful valentines gift ever to humanity from our Nubian King Namquan
take it off now girl -expensive girl

Expensive Girl

The greatest song of all time. Thank you Kim Namjoon for making this song.
Person one:IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY LIKE YOU NEVER EVER FELT BEFORE!
Person two:What are you listening to?
Person one:Expensive Girl.

Expensive girl

a song that talks about Namjoon beating up a cat according to my brother
Part of the Expensive girl lyrics

Taaake it off now girrrrrrl~ just take it off

Ima beat that pussy like you never ever felt before
Expensive girl by AbagelThebagel August 7, 2019

Expensive Girl

A song cover by Kpop boy group BTS's Rap Monster in which it expresses a man's sexual desires towards a woman.
I think Namjoon dedicated "Expensive Girl" to Jin.
Expensive Girl by JamsofJimin July 24, 2017
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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