Idiotlec

The way a stupid person talks

The person spoke with an idiotlec, so the linguist had a hard time understanding them.

by A very stoopid luu December 11, 2024

idiotneck

Founded South of Boston, the term refers to a pain in the neck squared. The idiotneck is the epitome of part-donkey, part-unscratchable itch that festers in our neurological systems and can usually only be removed with surgical procedures such as lobotomy or a blindfolded bris.

At the sleepover, he was acting like such an idiotneck that they were forced to power up the treadmill he was sleeping on and it splattered him all across the Night Rider pinball machine.

by Henry Warnimont July 16, 2008

Idiotech

A person that's not say with technology; computers,phones, roku. ...

Can you show me how to send a pic with my phone? I'm such an idiotech.

by Lighting bolt December 11, 2016

idiotlect

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form

A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.

by kittysiopao December 20, 2008

urban idiolect

a repertoire of Urban Dictionary terms that a person has at his disposal; part of urban vocabulary.

I have a small urban idiolect.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2011

idiotlect

A takeoff on idiolect (1948), which means, "the language or speech pattern of an idiot at a particular period of life", specifically, "the language or speech pattern of one individual idiot at a particular period of life".

Though his idiotlect as a teenager was more pronounced, at 36, it is still clearly discernible. Idiolect could be called "idiolex" to emphasize "lexicon" (a person's vocabulary).

by but for June 20, 2018

idiotless

Zero encounters with idiots in any given time or situation

“I have never an idiotless day” meaning no encounters with idiots in one particular day

by wendyni May 30, 2024