idiotneck 

Founded South of Boston, the term refers to a pain in the neck squared. The idiotneck is the epitome of part-donkey, part-unscratchable itch that festers in our neurological systems and can usually only be removed with surgical procedures such as lobotomy or a blindfolded bris.

At the sleepover, he was acting like such an idiotneck that they were forced to power up the treadmill he was sleeping on and it splattered him all across the Night Rider pinball machine.

idiotneck by Henry Warnimont July 16, 2008

idiotness 

The correct term for this word is actually idiocy it rolls easier off the tongue, oh and you don't have to come to the urban dictionary to find the actual definition

Society your IDIOCY never fails to impress me
bruh i hate your idiotness

idiotness by DefDigital December 17, 2015

idiotnocanis 

Incompetent parenting

I can't believe you let your child go off with a pedophile you idiotnocanis

idiotnocanis by Stemark March 22, 2019

Idiotech 

A person that's not say with technology; computers,phones, roku. ...

Can you show me how to send a pic with my phone? I'm such an idiotech.

Idiotech by Lighting bolt December 11, 2016

idiotlect 

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form

A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.

idiotlect by kittysiopao December 20, 2008

idiotness 

The act of being a complete idiot. Some people believe it is a common and brash word, but it is a true word.

you show such idiotness

idiotness by garian111111111111111 July 24, 2006

idiotjerk 

From The Show Andy Milonakis! = IDIOT JERK YOUR AN IDIOT JERK JERK! used if you wanna call someone an idiot, ANNNND a jerk!

smart eh?

Andy: IDIOTJERK YOUR AN IDIOTJERK!

Randy Random: Thanks?

idiotjerk by dkflgnjtr97 July 20, 2006