Identifuck

A person / persons who willingly misidentifies a metal detecting find either out of a lack of knowledge or to further their own ego.

Collectively this is known as Identifuckery.

That identifuck thinks his Roman brooch is Saxon. Identifuck.

by Naralax March 11, 2022

ineptifuckintuidness

How someone shows their high level of ineptness.

Lisa showed her ineptifuckintuidness by forgetting the power supply for the pump.

by boatbuilder8 February 17, 2009

Spiritual Identification System

The spiritual identification system (SIS/SPIRITIS/SPIRITISYS) is a spiritual technology that is about to identify people at spiritual level, or by their spirits, minds, souls, auras, vibrations or anything at spiritual level. The term is also used to refer to technologies able to identify anything at spiritual level.

"The Spiritual Identification System is a concept that might help a lot the search for spiritual life, and even for be the future of the ways to identify people and increase security and organization of society."

"The SPIRITISYS will be really important in the future, and might be a revolution in human sciences and technologies."

by Full Monteirism January 10, 2021

Firearm Identification Card

The asinine requirement to purchase a firearm (rifle or shotgun), ammunition or even BB guns in the People's Republic of New Jersey. Although not technically required for possession of such items, it does, as a generality, serve as a de facto proof of being "eligible" to possess firearms. Application for FID is typically made to the law enforcement agency at which one resides. Non residents apply at the nearest NJSP trooper barracks. The process is highly intrusive and involves signing a waiver to allow disclosure of mental health information to determine eligibility and the providing of references who must attest to the "fitness" of the applicant.

The process is supposed to take no more than 30 days, but do to prevailing anti 2nd amendment attitudes and sentiments held by most law enforcement agencies, it can take, in some cases, upwards of a year to be issued one; other localities, more accepting of the second amendment will issue within 30 days. In addition, there are multiple cases of denial for "arbitrary" and vague reasons, often termed as "public health and safety".

Oh you want to buy this gun, ok, let me see your Firearm Identification Card before we can proceed with this sale.

Oh, you want to apply for a FID. Here sign this mental health waiver and we'll hopefully issue your card in the next year or so.

LEO- Let me see your FID.

Law abiding citizen-Sir, respectfully, I do not need a FID since I am in possession under one of the exemptions provided for by NJ law.

LEO-Get the fuck out of the car and get on the ground!!!!! You cannot possess a firearm without a FID!!!!!

by LONFOG April 10, 2010

Empathic Identification

To predict people's behaviour by using faculty of empathy.

Among all means of understanding someone's psyche, empathic identification is one of the cheif tool.

by Poirei K. S. October 4, 2007

Booty Identification

When you have known someone for so long that you can identify them by their booty.

John: (Sees a girl, and immediately knows it is Jenna just by her booty using Booty Identification)
Jenna: (Slaps John because he was gawking at her booty)

by Dapopopo April 21, 2022

Identification

Documents required for entry to a licensed premesis

You need identification to gain entry

by Megaforce January 20, 2017