A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.

Mike- "Jake stole my Reese's peanut butter cups yesterday. If i'm not mistaken i'd say he was asking for an Idaho potato sack."

Aaron- "Dude not worth the pain."

Mike- "I wont stop until this punk looses an eye or needs re constructive facial surgery."

Idaho Potato Sack by Perny October 28, 2009

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Idaho potato gun

The Idaho potato gun consists of the following. Eating a large can of chili con carne' then applying KY warming effects to your anus, and sticking a potato in your ass. The goal is to fart the potato farther than five feet. If this is not accomplished, then the "shooter" has to eat it. If it is accomplished, then the person who challenged the other person has to eat it.

Mike challenged Konrad to a Idaho potato gun contest to see who was going to by the beer for the nite. Konrad ate the chili and stuffed the potato up his ass and shot it seven feet. Mike had to eat the potato. Dude you suck, you shot it farther than five feet! You bastard !

Idaho potato gun by James Poe March 27, 2008

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idaho potato farm

When you are having anal and stop abruptly to run to the kitchen and grab several potato’s and shove them in her ass

Dude I totally idaho potato farm her last night

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Idaho Potato Bagger

This is a procedure that includes an oven with self clean. The first thing you will do is put the potato in a microwavable bag, you will then put the oven on self clean. After several hours of self clean you need to carefully take the potato out of the bag and insert it into your partners vagina. You will then proceed to have intercourse with the 800 degree fahrenheit potato; sadly but surely each partners genitals will have 3rd degree burns. This term originated in idaho when an ignorant female put a potato in an oven and accidently activated self clean. Her husband was very irate with her and decided to insert the potato into her vagina and rape her.

Veronica, i hope you enjoyed that, because thats the last time your gonna' enjoy intercourse, after that Idaho Potato Bagger!

Idaho Potato Bagger by ruebenstain December 14, 2010

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idaho potato barrel

forcing a person down and shoving as many potatoes in their body as possible

I need to get another idaho potato barrel my last one blew up

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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