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Literally the abbreviation of "here I cum".
Often shouted by the male partner the very moment before the ejection of the semen.
Oh babe, Iacom !

Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.
"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".

icomposed 

A man who’s voice makes you tremble. He makes your soul ascend into a blissful aura of emotions. icomposed is a man who’s voice you must constantly replay and imagine him saying all the things you want to hear.
Do you know icomposed ? Yes I’m his number one simp

Oh no, your flying income 

A meme found in TORN, a text-based crime game. Originally used as a sarcastic reply to a player complaining in the forums about a certain in-game event limiting his ability to make money in-game. It is now used, by changing a word or two, as a karma-grabbing reply to many complaints in the forums.
"The airport is shut down because of the Dirty Bomb, and I can't fly for plushies."

"Oh no, your Flying Income"

Incompetard 

A person profoundly dysfunctional, possessing self-reinforcing characteristics of both incompetence and retarded mental capability.
She looked so promising on her resume, but after 30 seconds on the job we all knew we had hired an incompetard.
Incompetard by YAWA April 18, 2015

incommunicado 

When someone seemingly falls off the face of the earth despite the fact they have the technology to keep in touch. This includes cell phones, text messages, and mobile email.
When John A travels for work, he becomes totally incommunicado and leaves peoples wondering if he is still alive.
incommunicado by LittleLadie March 1, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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