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Acronym for "If The Vibe is RIght." ITVIR refers to the circumstances around a sexual encounter and delineates how far a person is willing to go based on the mood/vibe. Commonly used in texts, sexts, Grindr profiles, etc.
Yo baby, I'm into water sports ITVIR.
ITVIR by HotChockLIT October 18, 2015
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Within virtual reality. Something inside of a computer simulated environment.
If Oculus Rift is a success I will be spending a lot more time invirtu.

I've got a Canadian girlfriend invirtu.
invirtu by Jorden K L May 25, 2014
One who has never purchased any iTrash with his/her own funds.
Rob - "Dude, did you see James got the new iPhone 4S?!?!"

Tim - "Rob... I'm not in to that iTrash at all. I'm still one of the few remaining iVirgins to this day!"
iVirgin by 3P1C_F@!L December 30, 2011

iVirginity

What's lost when an iPhone is touched for the first time. Never again will the iPhone be pristine without smudges or marks.
Jerry: I waited in line 6 hours for the new iPhone today.
Gon: p0wn3d.
Jerry: Yea, and there were activation problems so the AT&T sales rep took it out of the box to unbrick it and took it's iVirginity.
iVirginity by icmatic August 5, 2008
A new, "cool" way of saying your tired for the 21st century. Similar to iBored.
Kate: iTired
Cameron: Ya, me too. iBored as well.

or

John: iTired
Mary: iPregnant
John: WHAT?!?!?!
iTired by Cameron Hughes January 20, 2009
An internet virtual person. Someone who has no social life, only an internet social life. Normally prefers computer monitors to actual human faces. This person also will leave social settings to talk online.
"Paul just left the party to talk to someone online. He's such an invirt."

invironmental 

the inner space of humanity where resources exist to enrich the human experience, a space that can be as much exploited, mined, poisoned, and polluted as can the environment.
being on the receiving end of foul, abusive language and imagery, will pollute the invironmental spaces of the inner self. environment pollution greenhouse gases
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