IOWAT

An ingress of water around the transducer. It can mean one of 2 things, either that you are trying to sound intelligent and threatening or that shit is about to hit the fan and the world will very likely end. It is everyone's worst nightmare (but nobody really knows what it is).

"Hey babe, you wanna know how to fix an IOWAT, I fix them all the time, blindfolded. " or
"Holy shit, there's water in our transducer. We're all gonna die. I thought IOWAT was just a myth. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

by Coombop February 23, 2008

Iowa Cockus

When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.

Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.

by Panama Pucker November 13, 2021

itwat

An individual who is constantly fucking around with new technology and doesn't mind telling you about it.

"On a bitterly cold January evening thousands of itwats shivered through the night determined to be the first to get their hands on the latest iphone."

by johnnypeach January 16, 2011

Iowa nice

The, perhaps satirically named, phenomenon found among Iowa natives of remaining surface-deep at all times. Many Iowans will ask you how you are, but make no mistake, they don’t want an honest or detailed answer. Some bland response is required. Expressing opinions or taking stances on really any topic will be met with iciness. Iowans are repressed and judgmental. “Iowa nice” means let’s not actually connect in any human way, but rather, let’s avoid confrontation at any cost.

Our neighbors are Iowa nice. We’ve lived next door to them for fifteen years. They don’t know anything about us and they haven’t asked, either.

by making it through another day January 17, 2022

Iowa Slip n Slide

The act of sliding down a slip and slide that a bunch of naked dudes are standing over. As you slide down your face slaps into the dudes dick and balls.

Matt slid underneath a gantlet of naked dudes and thought himself "this is a nice Iowa Slip N Slide."

by flaworkhorse July 12, 2018

Iowa City West

Iowa city west is one of the worst schools in Iowa. Shitty sports teams and even worse people. Not to mention all of the students are ugly as shit.

“Hey where do you go to school?”
“Iowa city West”
“Burn in hell”

by Bruh72 April 14, 2020

Iowa scream

A way of describing a scream or roar that was significantly angry or vicious. its called the Iowa scream because the lead singer of Slipknot Corey Taylor, would legitimately scream and yell during the recording on their second album titled Iowa, instead of using screaming methods, resulting and a significantly angry and violent vocal delivery that permanently damaged his voice.

"dude, mike lost his shit last night"
"i know right! he pulled an iowa scream and everything!?

by baeyhh August 30, 2020