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Monster's Ink 

The act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. Then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.
"Dude, last night I totally pulled a monster's ink on my chick! She woke up screaming!"
Monster's Ink by Gloss man March 18, 2014

The Ink Spots 

A vocal quartet from the 30's and 40's. Reach major stardom with their song, If I didn't care, after the introduction of Bill Kenney to the group after Jerry Daniels departure.
There's no way you can sing better than the ink spots.
The Ink Spots by Ignaz Semmelwiess November 22, 2011

Ink Sans 

Ink Sans is a male artistic skeleton from the Fandom alternated from the original video game Undertale. He has his own backstory. He doesn't have a soul or an AU to himself. He can be nice and kind but is mostly seen as bratty, annoying, stubborn and selfish. He uses his paint vials to feel emotions (depending on the color). He has a lot of friendships and loves to create things and protect different AUs. He has a very big paintbrush that he uses to make portals and it also helps him in battles between others. His eyes change color and color depending on how he feels. He is creative and very forgetful, he so forgetful that he stops mid-sentence. He tries to motivate creators to keep continuing on their unfinished AU. He has a phobia of blank spaces and being forgotten. He has a long light brown scarf were he tests colors on or writes things down to try not to forget about them. He is shipped with a lot of other characters and has a lot of children from the ships. He throws up black ink when he gets too excited. He is energetic and gets excited.
Help someone is destroying my universe. Where's Ink Sans
Ink Sans by Ink x Error October 8, 2019

Ink sans 

Ink sans is the protector of au (alternative universes) and helps artist or people who are having a drawing disaster or helping them with their au. He has an friend/enemy named error sans. They do sometimes get along with each other, but since error is the destroyer of aus they usually fight a lot. He has some nick names people might call him the nicknames are inky, ink or squid, error sans usually calls ink that. The reason squid is a nickname because when ink gets nervous or exited he vomits out black ink, so do squids. Ink,inky is just a shorter way to say ink sans. He also has no soul..so if you love him..he can’t love you back, but! He has some bottles on his chest (you might see if you search him up) that make him feel emotion. How he is alive without a soul..well he said himself ‘Creativity!’ And he does get shipped a lot with other alternative version of sanses, the most popular one is with his frenemy error sans. Bye
Who’s your favourite sans? Bro it’s ink sans darling
Ink sans by Maxdreamer2yeet October 25, 2019

ink sans 

A skeleton who has a scarf that's obviously magical as it gets shorter as he sits down and longer as he stands up. He also has a paintbrush which even I don't get how he sometimes holds it in one hand as it is taller then he is. He is also a asshole who just wants friends, has no soul, and has an arch enemy named error. An awesome artistic recreation of Sans from UnderTale

He also gets shipped a lot ._.
P1:What chat doing
P2:drawing a character
P1:who?
P2:Ink Sans
ink sans by Inkeh May 20, 2017

ink smudger 

Slur for people who can't write properly and get ink all up their hand

I.e., left handed people
You know who you are you filthy ink smudger
ink smudger by Ink smudger September 19, 2023
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countrypolitan 

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countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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