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The act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. Then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.
"Dude, last night I totally pulled a monster's ink on my chick! She woke up screaming!"
by Gloss man March 07, 2014
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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