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Cock And Ball Torture inator 

The Cock And Ball Torture Inator was an invention created by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and was used on his arch nemesis Perry The Platypus
Ah yes Perry The Platypus it’s time to unveil my cock And Ball Torture inator!
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Google'ination!!

Google is taking over the world - in a short period of time, Google+ will be taking over and this word/phrase will more than ever be taking its place in our vocabulary existences...

Fusion of Google & Domination
Google+ 6-12 months from now will be conquering the universe with mighty Global Google'ination!!

post-inaugural depression

The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.
Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..

Inauguroil 

in·au·gur·oil

Pronunciation: \i-ˈnȯ-gyər-ȯi(-ə)l\
noun

Use: 2010

1. Address delivered by the President of the United States in a futile attempt to explain a major ecological disaster in which millions of gallons of unprocessed oil spew, unabated, into the Gulf of Mexico following the blow-out of a deep oil rig.
2. Second term presidential speech in which a nation’s chief executive takes full and complete responsibility for a failure of catastrophic proportions and places it squarely on the back of a former administration.
3. Formal address by the President of the United States that is most often associated with political success of the highest order. See IRONY.
Robert: “I wonder if Obama is going to blame Bush and his ‘failed policies’ for the BP petroleum spill in his inauguroil address tonight?”

Ethan: “I should certainly hope so.”

Robert: “But Obama’s been in office for over a year already. When will he be one-hundred percent irrevocably unquestionably responsible for everything?”

Ethan: “I think that usually happens a year or two following reelection.”
Inauguroil by Dis Mi June 16, 2010

inattention whore 

A person who is excessively and compulsively needy of their own space and a level of complete social and workplace isolation that is almost mind boggling to well-adjusted humans.
He had grown up completely alone, practically raised by wolves, and had evolved into a full-blown inattention whore by the ripe age of 18.
inattention whore by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
Inathi is a type of person who cares for others and puts his friends and family first before themselves. They are funny and like to see others happy . An Inathi is also very selfish with food 🥘
Don’t loose your Inathi
Inathi by Factsfaxjussthefax January 2, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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