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IMSRO = In My Self-Righteous Opinion

--- Opposite of IMHO (In My Humble Opinion)

suggested by my friend Maryoke

IMSRO, you don't know what u r talking about!

IMSRO by lostduck68 February 11, 2009
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Improversation 

When you start a sentence and don't even know where it's going. You just find it along the way, an improv conversation. Improversation.
Sometimes I start talking and I don't know where it's going and I just find it along the way, an improversation.
Improversation by uvogin December 16, 2021

impropaganda 

impropaganda — A portmanteau using the words improper + propaganda.

Some might make the argument that this combination of words is not a “by Hoyle” portmanteau.

Impropaganda describe the arguments and apologia used to protect MAGA followers from the brutal reality of the mounting evidence against their god and savior Mango Mussolini.

Even when confronted by Trump’s actual words confessing the illegality of his actions, there is an insistence that he is playing three dimensional chess and winning. (Wasn’t that Charlie Sheen’s tagline? Hummmmm…)

Impropaganda can also be followed up with a rapid pivot: “WHAT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON; AND WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!!!!!!!!” Neither of whom is running for President; and, both of which have paid the price for their digital folly.

As of June 27th 2023 Trump’s popularity continues to grow according to polls in spite of all of the charges he is catching. For those who deny the “Back Pack of White Privilege” look no further than Dolt 45, the Malt Liquor of Presidents, who is carrying the American Tourister Deluxe Luggage Set of White Privilage.

MAGA is going through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.

Right now we are in the Denial/Anger stage which is where the “impropaganda” comes in.

May this Urban Dictionary entry age well. I would really hate for Trump to win and have to eat these words.
Fox News is one of the major sources of Trumpian impropaganda.

Infinite Improbability Drive 

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."

improvagasm 

1. To ad-lib climactically.
2. An eruption of "off-the-cuff" actions and/or statements.
I improvagasmed all over the place to get out of taking that calculus test.
or
The comedians dropped a whole heaping ton of improvagasm on the audience and it was met with great success.
improvagasm by Rman1 March 1, 2012

improvise adapt overcome

To be creative with seemingly tragic events.
Jonathan "I didn't have any toilet paper so I had to use cardboard."
Daryl "Improvise adapt overcome!"

Improper 

Improper is an adjective; it refers to conduct which is not in accordance with accepted standards, especially of morality or honesty. It can also mean behaviour lacking in modesty and decency.
Some Americans think that Donald Trump’s behaviour is improper.
The behaviour of Malcolms is improper.
Improper by AKACroatalin March 1, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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