Skip to main content

Improper fraction 

When a girl's breasts are bigger than her bum, she is susceptible to the insult of being an improper fraction.
Hey, see Veronica over there? She's a real improper fraction.
Improper fraction by RoyceTarantino December 19, 2019

improper root 

A maths-based joke that refers to working towards, but not completely achieving, getting a root. It is essentially a failed attempt to tune or woo a female.
1. "Nah look... I didn't actually root her. It was more of an improper root."

"So nothing happened then."

"Uh... nah, we just chatted."
2. "Old mate Will got an improper root last night."
improper root by YaBoiMattyMC October 7, 2017

improper fraction 

A term used to describe the figure of an individual, typically a woman's, in which the torso is larger than the legs. Often used to describe how a person looks while wearing skinny jeans or leggings; popularized primarily on TikTok in 2022.
Commenter: I need to get rid of all my skinny jeans... they make me look like an improper fraction.
improper fraction by charmtapioca February 13, 2023

improper fraction 

A woman who has big breasts and no ass. A woman who is large at the top and small at the bottom.
"You have 36DDs and you wear a size 4 with no ass. You are an improper fraction"
improper fraction by TUNE15 September 13, 2006

improper dumpling 

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...
did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...

Improper Benefits Bowl 

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.
ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.
Improper Benefits Bowl by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011