I would rather _____ than _____ 

An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

I would rather _____ than _____ by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018

I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. 

Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.

As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante

I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than by Elthrin November 8, 2013