i-shit

An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.

Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.

i-shit by KEJIAN March 6, 2009

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I Shit On Your Dick

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.

Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'

I Shit On Your Dick by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021

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I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

I shit you not by vejtics May 4, 2019

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i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.

John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!

i shit trains by charlievato July 6, 2008