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Incase Shit Happens .... Fairly Simple
What Do You Need That Insurance Plan? Your 21.

For I.S.H.

I.S.H.?

Incase Shit Happens.
I.S.H. by Derek Silvers September 8, 2005
Incase Shit Happens .... It's That Simple
Friend- Why Do You Carry That Knife.
You- For I.S.H.
Friend- I.S.H.?
You- Incase Shit Happens
Friend- Ohhh
I.S.H. by Fuji Jin September 24, 2005

I.S.H. Syndrome 

There is really too much to explain here, so i'm just going to try and cover the basics. I.S.H. Syndrome, also known as "ish" syndrome, is an illness that certain females acquire sometime after their teenage years begin. The acronym stands for "i'm so hott." This is how it works. There are girls that get so much attention from guys, that throughout their teenage years they have everything handed to them. There are always guys throwing themselves at them, raving over their looks, or trying to hit on them constantly. Because of this, they hardly ever have to work for anything and develop a stuck-up attitude about themselves. Eventually they just become completely full of themselves and expect the attention, as anything less would be a shock to their system. So they continue to walk around with this attitude, feeding off of attention like a frog in a room full of flies. What can you do to treat this syndrome? Not much. Just treat them like they're nothing special and maybe they'll at least get a little hint. This might help a little bit, but a total cure is highly unlikely. They're basically goners. All you can do for these individuals really is pray... just pray.
"Stacie is so hott, but she's got a severe case of I.S.H. Syndrome. I'd never want to date her."

"Did you check out that new hottie?" "Yeah, but I hear she's got a serious case of Ish Syndrome." "Awh, eff that man. Nobody wants to deal with that."
I.S.H. Syndrome by Lukefrizzle December 14, 2011

I.B.I.S.H. 

"I Believe In Sherlock Holmes."
A saying that many Brits have been saying after BBC's Sherlock's (2nd) Season Finale had aired. They started saying these things because on the episode, Sherlock died in disgrace, everybody believing that he had made Moriary & other cases up in order to gain more public popularity.

A sign to others that you are a Sherlockian.

(In other cases, "Moriarty Is Real" suffices as well.)
"Ugh," says the non-believing ninnymuggins. "Sherlock is a fraud, he killed himself just because things didn't go as he schemed."

All of a sudden, a Sherlockian fangirl appears and shows the non-believing ninnymuggins the badge on her shirt. 'I.B.I.S.H.' was written on it in beautiful magic markers.

"MORIARTY IS REEEEAL!!!" Says the fangirl, and she throws a BAFTA at the non-believing ninnymuggins in anger. "Fuck you, Martin Freeman won a BAFTA!" She screams, then walks away proudly.
I.B.I.S.H. by danceisaspork February 5, 2012

L.s.h.i.s.m 

laughing so hard i shit myself
That was so funny, L.s.h.i.s.m
L.s.h.i.s.m by Cliff Partosan October 19, 2008

f.i.s.h. 

f.i.s.h.
f.i.s.h. by OliviaGraf July 24, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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