i-man
i-man by ("'v'")Tiny("'v'") May 24, 2006
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I-man
I-man by Omairtalat October 6, 2011
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I-Man Syndrome
An ailment cause by the repeated return to the same shitty, overpriced bar because it's close by and no one can think of anywhere else to go. And there's probably a cover at Brennan's.
What the hell are we doing here? This shitty music is way too loud, old women keep stepping on my feet and I just paid $6.50 for a bottled Sam Adam's. Ugh, I think I'm coming down with I-Man Syndrome.
I-Man Syndrome by JohnnyWaterbottle June 6, 2011
Aww man i just shot marvin in the face
Aww man i just shot marvin in the face by badass muh fucka January 28, 2007
Aye Man I ain't Mean It
When you say something to an individual that would come off offensive and he or she could clearly kick your ass you pull back and apologize
George: *walks over to Henry and ask for the time*
Henry: *waits till George turns around after recieving no respons, Henry then proceeds to say*... "Time for you to get a watch"
George: *Snaps back around, fist clenched*
Henry: *horrified* "Aye Man I ain't Mean It"
Henry: *waits till George turns around after recieving no respons, Henry then proceeds to say*... "Time for you to get a watch"
George: *Snaps back around, fist clenched*
Henry: *horrified* "Aye Man I ain't Mean It"
Aye Man I ain't Mean It by IDGAF1234 February 24, 2012
i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking
this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022
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