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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry
My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
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I am her • I AM HERE • I am here because of Ashley • I am here! So we have to... • why i am here • oh mighty google i am here for waffles • I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)... • I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...The First Juvenile Release. • .9.I Am Done Here With Everything.9. • If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today
.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha
Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
oh mighty google i am here for waffles
oh mighty google i am here for waffles by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018
why i am here
I will make you so confident you will walk like a silverback in a bulletproof vest
I will make you smile so hard you will look like a loony with a king's heart
I will kiss you so soft all your thorns will gladly wave the white flag
I will touch you so intimately you won't know what day it is. and what year
I will make you smile so hard you will look like a loony with a king's heart
I will kiss you so soft all your thorns will gladly wave the white flag
I will touch you so intimately you won't know what day it is. and what year
That to me
is why i am here
is why i am here
why i am here by Krkič July 5, 2019
I am here because of Ashley
Origin: in reference to Ashley Baia, a Barack Obama supporter.
Now used in reference to Barack Obama's "A More Perfect Union" speech given in Philadelphia on March 18th, 2008.
The individual using the phrase is likely trying to convey that they are where they are or they support who they support because they are inspired not by the candidate or a single issue, though they may be in some part, but rather because of the dedication of other supporters. Transcending all other societal barriers.
For the moment this is strictly in reference to Barack Obama supporters, but if the phrase falls into the lexicon, it will likely come to mean others as well.
Now used in reference to Barack Obama's "A More Perfect Union" speech given in Philadelphia on March 18th, 2008.
The individual using the phrase is likely trying to convey that they are where they are or they support who they support because they are inspired not by the candidate or a single issue, though they may be in some part, but rather because of the dedication of other supporters. Transcending all other societal barriers.
For the moment this is strictly in reference to Barack Obama supporters, but if the phrase falls into the lexicon, it will likely come to mean others as well.
The following example is an excerpt is from Barack Obama's March 18th, 2008 speech on race relations in the United States:
"There is a young, 23-year-old white woman named Ashley Baia who organized for our campaign in Florence, South Carolina. She had been working to organize a mostly African-American community since the beginning of this campaign, and one day she was at a roundtable discussion where everyone went around telling their story and why they were there.
And Ashley said that when she was 9 years old, her mother got cancer. And because she had to miss days of work, she was let go and lost her health care. They had to file for bankruptcy, and that's when Ashley decided that she had to do something to help her mom.
She knew that food was one of their most expensive costs, and so Ashley convinced her mother that what she really liked and really wanted to eat more than anything else was mustard and relish sandwiches. Because that was the cheapest way to eat.
She did this for a year until her mom got better, and she told everyone at the roundtable that the reason she joined our campaign was so that she could help the millions of other children in the country who want and need to help their parents, too.
Now Ashley might have made a different choice. Perhaps somebody told her along the way that the source of her mother's problems were blacks who were on welfare and too lazy to work, or Hispanics who were coming into the country illegally. But she didn't. She sought out allies in her fight against injustice.
Anyway, Ashley finishes her story and then goes around the room and asks everyone else why they're supporting the campaign. They all have different stories and reasons. Many bring up a specific issue. And finally they come to this elderly black man who's been sitting there quietly the entire time.
And Ashley asks him why he's there. And he does not bring up a specific issue. He does not say health care or the economy. He does not say education or the war. He does not say that he was there because of Barack Obama. He simply says to everyone in the room, "I am here because of Ashley.""
"There is a young, 23-year-old white woman named Ashley Baia who organized for our campaign in Florence, South Carolina. She had been working to organize a mostly African-American community since the beginning of this campaign, and one day she was at a roundtable discussion where everyone went around telling their story and why they were there.
And Ashley said that when she was 9 years old, her mother got cancer. And because she had to miss days of work, she was let go and lost her health care. They had to file for bankruptcy, and that's when Ashley decided that she had to do something to help her mom.
She knew that food was one of their most expensive costs, and so Ashley convinced her mother that what she really liked and really wanted to eat more than anything else was mustard and relish sandwiches. Because that was the cheapest way to eat.
She did this for a year until her mom got better, and she told everyone at the roundtable that the reason she joined our campaign was so that she could help the millions of other children in the country who want and need to help their parents, too.
Now Ashley might have made a different choice. Perhaps somebody told her along the way that the source of her mother's problems were blacks who were on welfare and too lazy to work, or Hispanics who were coming into the country illegally. But she didn't. She sought out allies in her fight against injustice.
Anyway, Ashley finishes her story and then goes around the room and asks everyone else why they're supporting the campaign. They all have different stories and reasons. Many bring up a specific issue. And finally they come to this elderly black man who's been sitting there quietly the entire time.
And Ashley asks him why he's there. And he does not bring up a specific issue. He does not say health care or the economy. He does not say education or the war. He does not say that he was there because of Barack Obama. He simply says to everyone in the room, "I am here because of Ashley.""
I am here because of Ashley by An Election Watcher March 19, 2008
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