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I Need It 

A popular saying among stoners that cannot just be said, it must be yelled. It is usually said when speaking of weed or any other type of drug, but can also be used for anything that someone truely craves.
Jeff: Man, my hook up can get us an ounce of dank for only 60 fuckin dollars!

DMS: OH MY GOD! I NEEEEEED IT!
I Need It by Dank Master D a.k.a. DMS February 12, 2005
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I need it 

When you need something or someone extremely bad
I need it by Tuffffff November 19, 2020

i need it hard 

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex
I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!
i need it hard by sillyassbiiiitch November 29, 2022

I don't need it... but I need it. 

An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.
As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.

but i need it 

No

I DO need it in there

And it can't be removed once it IS in there.
Hym "You really struggle with pronouns, don't you? I DO need it in there. I said 'I do' and now till death do we part. YOU need to accept that what YOU are doing isn't going to work and that what I'M doing IS going to work. That's it. That is all. You are not going to successfully control my mind and what you are doing now is selling the illusion of that to an audience so they can lie to the kids I scared. I scared the kids. The school shootings went down. You said 'Fuck Hym. We don't have to listen to Hym. LeT's Do ThE oPpOsItE!' And then I'm guessing they went up in direct proportion to you doing the thing I told you not to do. And now you are trying to make me submit to your will and not only is that not happening but nothing you can ever do is going to convince me to do that."
I DO need it in there by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is a PS2 style fps game made by joeveno. Cool fucking name
BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is making me rage so dang MUCH!!!!!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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