When you go to a function that you thought was going to be boring or a waste of your time; but there ends up being great eye-candy there.
I'm not mad.
*Best friend drags you to some boring performance. Five minutes into the show you see three hot shirtless men come out to perform. Turns to best friend like "I'm not mad!"
*Best friend drags you to some boring performance. Five minutes into the show you see three hot shirtless men come out to perform. Turns to best friend like "I'm not mad!"
by Bitch_named_Ashley January 26, 2020
by YourBroJoe July 8, 2006
Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...
by ShutTheDoorQuick December 7, 2021
Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.
"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."
"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"
"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"
by james oberg May 24, 2008
A phrase, often used in sarcasm, depicting the attitude of the user toward a topic. Proper use results in an unclear message of the user's true feelings on the matter.
You left me hanging at the club. I'm not even mad...; I can't believe you hooked up with her. I'm not even mad...; I just missed my flight. I'm not even mad...
by PartyPaul June 7, 2007
A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.
by JayyJai February 17, 2014
by okfinenoob July 14, 2023