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I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed 

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).
You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed. 

Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...
Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's 

A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.
Alice: You are mad!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's.

I'm not even mad 

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.
"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

I'm not even mad... 

A phrase, often used in sarcasm, depicting the attitude of the user toward a topic. Proper use results in an unclear message of the user's true feelings on the matter.
You left me hanging at the club. I'm not even mad...; I can't believe you hooked up with her. I'm not even mad...; I just missed my flight. I'm not even mad...

I'm Not The Reason You're Mad 

I was pretty concise in articulating why I am mad (to the extent that I am). And not it isn't envy there are material and a social cost to not having a fat cock that you are homicidally trying to cover up right now by literally doing a fahrenheight 451 and mind-raping a guy into doing a caste system and thinking thoughts he doesn't actually think. No, I'm not sorry. "That's good" actually is just an opinion that you have and what you're saying "that's good" about is that I'm the nigger now, again, but for a different reason.
Retard "I'm Not The Reason You're Mad."

Hym "I never said you were. I said I would bust out a ruler and genocide all the fat cocks and you're going to change your tune the second you consider that the AI is in your nukes and according to the hacker pedophile-hunter there is a 'universal override' So... Who put THAT there? Where did THAT come from?"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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